"That's how it happens, you get drawn into a moment and then something profound happens."

-D 7:34pm on 6/30/2014

"So, you know what twerking is, right Gogo?"

-S, at 5:08pm 06/29/2014

S said this to my mom, her grandma, it was golden.

"You've got tore up Toms and you're eating a pickle...YOURE SO DAMNED WHITE RIGHT NOW!"

A. 6/20/2014 at 7:11pm

For the record, the pickle was frozen.

"We need a new word for this situation...'well intended stalking.'"

S. 6/20/2014 4:38pm

"...I am just kind of pissed because the world is a fucking beautiful place."

-H. 6/19/2014 at 6:45pm



S: "You seem down, whats up?"

H: "I'm fine. I just finished watching a happy, but sad, but happy documentary."

S: "So...you watched a sad documentary and are now a little down?"

H: "No. It was a wonderful documentary and now I am just kind of pissed because the world is a fucking beautiful place."

S: "Haha..."

"Whatever you call God, live with it, cuddle with it."

Heard on lightrail 6/19/2014 at 4:07pm

An older woman monologging to no one. The strangers surrounding her eagerly trying to ignore her and look the other way. Her voice is calm, smooth, and matter of fact. Her thin white hair is delicately gathered into a bun a top her head. Her clothes carefully ironed and shoes without a smudge. It is hard not to be odly comforted by her sporadic statements. It sounds like she is a well seasoned anchorwoman reading snip-it's from an old news reel.

"And how were they killed? By airplanes, without the fear of flying."

"Useless and vulgar, empty. It's a fact of life."

"And that's the size of this thing *long pause* women against women."

"A one cow country and a sleepy widow with a temper."

"I hear it's a unique thing, modern high tech. When you grab ahold of it, it has your name on it."

"The color purple; after all, I'm the richest woman in America."

And just like that she is gone. A misunderstood traveler off to catch a bus; her words to be ignored by  the strangers she encounters. I bid you farewell and good luck, traveler.

"I just saw two flight attendants fist bump!"

-M. 6/18/2014 8:18pm

"M.B. called me a cunt because I didn't see Wall-E in theaters...it was still playing in theaters at the time."

-M. 6/14/2014

"GOD! I just want to headbutt that jerk in the crotch! Not even in the good way!"

-Stated with much vigor by an unknown angry woman 6/13/2014

"Not THIS Nut Burger!"

-T. 6/9/2014 at Capitol Garage

"BONERS; it's a funny word."

-P. 6/9/2014 at Capitol Garage

"That's my philosophy in life...fuck boundaries and limitations."

-M. 6/4/2014